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Bochy_Ball:
Okay, the first offer we have on the table is sending you to Kansas City
for a three-week old aborted fetus onto which a homeless man has recently
urinated. |
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NevinOnAPrayer:
Hmmm. I might consider it. What else do we have? |
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Bochy_Ball:
Well, a secondary offer from Tampa Bay would send you to the Devil Rays in
exchange for a maggot-vomiting French whore who repeatedly stabs a down syndrome puppy
with your grandfather's penis. |
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NevinOnAPrayer:
Well it is a buyer's market. I'm not sure. What's my third
choice? |
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Bochy_Ball:
You would be traded to the Baltimore Orioles for pitcher Sidney Ponson. |
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NevinOnAPrayer:
Jesus Christ, Bruce, leave me a little dignity. |
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NevinOnAPrayer:
I guess I'll just stay here, in "A Whale's Vagina." |
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Scott<p><hr><p>:
Hey, come quick, we're teaching Khalil Greene how to walk! |
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son_of_jor-el:
naaaaah /falls down |
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3TimesANady:
Our team is awesome. |
