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Mark2Nite: All right, Little Mac, since you've been such a good little "slugger" around the McGwire househould I'm gonna take you out for a surprise! |
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LittleMac: yay!!!!! |
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Mark2Nite: Since I am the greatest home run hitter of my, your, or any generation I have millions of dollars, so you can pick out any ONE video game! |
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LittleMac: video gaaaaaaaaame!!!! |
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Mark2Nite: Pick carefully, because you only get one! I know how you get around that Mare-io and |
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LittleMac: i want this one daddyyyyy |
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Mark2Nite: Let's see...."Grand Theft Auto San Andreas." Well this looks like a fun game! The negra fellows on the front seem to be having a good time. |
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Mark2Nite: Says here the game contains extreme violence, blood and gore, bad language, and a feature that allows you to beat a policeman to death with a big dildo. Sounds great! |
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LittleMac: dill dooooose |
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charlie_hustle: psst, hey kid. Did you know you can mod the game so it allows you to see yourself having sex with the bitches? You can see titties and everything! |
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charlie_hustle: It's of my own design, here's a link to tell you more! c'mon take a chance |
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Mark2Nite: These people are...simulating sex? No child of mine is going to play a game featuring exaggerated dry humping!!! |
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Mark2Nite: You have engaged in a variety of acts which have stained the game, and you must now live with the consequences of those acts. |
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charlie_hustle: But I thought he was just placin' a bed! |
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LittleMac: dildo dildo dildo |
