By B - 8-2-05
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If_Anything_I_Could_Say_That_
This_Cabrera:
   Hey guys, want to see my impression of one of those wooden Indians they put outside of General Stores?
ChinesePhonebook:   LOL shhhh be quiet guys, old man miller is coming! 
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OldManMiller:   BOYS, WHAT IN THE WILD WILD WORLD A SPORTS HAS BEEN GOIN' ON IN THIS CLUBHOUSE???
Rigo_Suave:   You fell asleep a little over a month ago and we all forgot how to pitch!  
ChinesePhonebook:   We didn't want to wake you!
OldManMiller:   ConFOUNDIT boys!  Avoid the rhubarb, hurl it whitewash and have 'em wearing the old golden sombrero!  Crackerjack, boys, crackerjack!
HoistByHisOwnBedard:   WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?????  GUYS HELP
Rigo_Suave:   WHAT IS A BASEBALL AAAAAAAAAAH
ChinesePhonebook:   /kills wild boar
OldManMiller:   Heavens to Pete!  We've got to turn this pitching crew's performance around!!
If_Anything_I_Could_Say_That_
This_Cabrera:
   HOW