By B - 8-25-05
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Welcome to the Four Aces chatroom!
Averyday:   I think the Braves really might have a chance this year.  Remember the good old days when we were all pitching together?
jewish_smores:   We're working really hard.  I'm 12 and 6 and feeling as good as ever.   God, has it really been more than a decade since I made it to the big leagues?
TheGLAVINATOR:   It's been almost two for me.  It was one of the most special times in my life, pitching with the "Four Aces."  Avery, Smoltz, Glavine, and Maddux.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:  hey everybody this is greg maddux and this year i decided to piss from atop the mound instead of pitching
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:  doy, let me adjust my glasses as to better see urkel
jewish_smores:   Give it a rest, Kyle.  You know Greg is only struggling because he's pitching for the Cubs again. 
Averyday:   Yeah, I don't remembering you lighting the world on fire when you pitched for Chicago either. 
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:  do what
TheGLAVINATOR:   You blew 13 of 14 saves from 2002-2004.  More like Jason IsringLOUSY.
Averyday:   Yeah, more like Braden POOPER.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:  bitch i WAS the cubs.  mama bears always trying to lick me and shit.
TheGLAVINATOR:   You'd better pay attention to the game, Kyle.  They might need you to pitch 0.2 innings between Dan Kolb and that duck they taught to lob a baseball.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:  when i get my world series ring i'm gonna punch your face off.
maddux.xmission.com:   Hey, does anybody know where I could use the...oh nevermind, I'll just go here.