By Jon - 6-28-05
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Franco:   This is ridiculous.  Half a dozen of our best players are injured right now.  Three of our five regular starters are on the DL.  I can't even keep track of everyone's name around here.
Franco:  Hey kid!  That pitcher that's starting for us today, what's his name?
Francoeur:   You know, I don't really recall. Uh, it starts with "S". Let's see. Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Franco:  Maybe it's on his glove.
Francoeur:   Oh yeah!

/checks glove
Francoeur:   Here it is.  Spalding!  I was way off!