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WinBenSteinsBrenner: The new Yankee Stadium is going to be
phenomenal, Cashman. |
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ILoveCashMan:
Yes, boss, you're right, boss! |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: We're going to spend over a billion
dollars and get this, we're going to build it right next to regular Yankee Stadium and
have them look exactly the same! |
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ILoveCashMan:
Brilliant! That's why you're the boss, sir! |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: ...Only the inside of the new stadium
is going to have six times more retail square footage and a retractable roof. And
possibly penguin-themed torpedoes to fire at Boston. |
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ILoveCashMan:
Baseball's biggest rivalry returns, sir! |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Oh it's gonna be special, Cashman.
It's the next step in making everything on Earth Yankee activities-centric. |
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ILoveCashMan:
I can't wait to alert the media, sir. You are the glue that holds our
fragile ecosystem together, sir. |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Wait'll you see what we've got planned
for Ground Zero...we're gonna turn it into a monument for the great Yankee coaches! |
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zimmer_down_fellas:
*falls down* |