By B - 6-21-05
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WinBenSteinsBrenner:   The new Yankee Stadium is going to be phenomenal, Cashman. 
ILoveCashMan:   Yes, boss, you're right, boss!
WinBenSteinsBrenner:   We're going to spend over a billion dollars and get this, we're going to build it right next to regular Yankee Stadium and have them look exactly the same!
ILoveCashMan:   Brilliant!  That's why you're the boss, sir!
WinBenSteinsBrenner:   ...Only the inside of the new stadium is going to have six times more retail square footage and a retractable roof.  And possibly penguin-themed torpedoes to fire at Boston.
ILoveCashMan:   Baseball's biggest rivalry returns, sir!
WinBenSteinsBrenner:   Oh it's gonna be special, Cashman.   It's the next step in making everything on Earth Yankee activities-centric.
ILoveCashMan:   I can't wait to alert the media, sir.  You are the glue that holds our fragile ecosystem together, sir.
WinBenSteinsBrenner:   Wait'll you see what we've got planned for Ground Zero...we're gonna turn it into a monument for the great Yankee coaches!
zimmer_down_fellas:   *falls down*