By B - 6-18-05
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DonnellyKnowsWhatIdBeWithoutU:   Hey Coach, who planted this giant pine tree by the pitchers mound?  I guess I'll just warm up and try to throw my pitches around it!  What a crazy situation!
BallparkFrank:   What the
BallparkFrank:   Something's fishy here!  No, no this isn't right at all!
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DonnellyKnowsWhatIdBeWithoutU
has been found with pine tar on his glove.
Greasers_and_Scioscia:   WHAAAAT
DonnellyKnowsWhatIdBeWithoutU:   I was just using it to dry my hands off!  I got a moisture problem, honest!
Greasers_and_Scioscia:   The boy was just drying his hands off on the tree!  HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE OTHERWISE!  I'LL BOX YOUR EARS
DonnellyKnowsWhatIdBeWithoutU:   I have a weight problem!
GuillenYourCar:   I SLICE OPEN HE BELLY COACH.
BallparkFrank:   No no Jose, stay your hand.  We don't need to stoop to their level.  It's our turn to bat, send up the first hitter.
GORO:   ROOOOARRRRRR