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mister_sacco:
Everybody excited for the big game against the San Antonio Missions today? It's going to be a tough one!
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OuterSpacePrisoner:
we're up against some great hitters like sebastien boucher and bryan la hair!
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mister_sacco:
So who's starting tonight? Allen? Talbot?
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OuterSpacePrisoner:
nah, some new guy
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OldLOL:
hey
guys what's going on in this minor league organization |
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mister_sacco:
Oh shit, Roger Cle-
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OldLOL:
no time for small talk can someone direct me to the nearest bowlflex, i just ate a ham sandwich the size of my own head. an old ritual for good luck you pee-ons wouldn't understand
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OldLOL:
so who do i face first, albert pujols or derrek lee or
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OldLOL:
haha what is this, i think the best guy on the san antonio missions played on that show "life goes on" about the retard boy and his retardedness. c'mere corky
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HappyBalentienDay:
oh god
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OldLOL:
/evokes Baseball Simulator 1.000 and brushes back minor leaguer with a fastball that is actually on fire
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HappyBalentienDay:
aaaaaaah aaaaaaah
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mister_sacco:
hahahahah, oh snap, this is like that Simpsons episode where Bart picks Milhouse and Ralph gets Jose Canseco
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OldLOL:
whose next
who does this next belong to
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CallMeIsmael:
muh muh muh me, sir
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OldLOL:
descend, heartless angel
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CallMeIsmael:
/drops bat, puts head under dirt
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OldLOL:
/throws fastball that knocks down the batter, catcher, umpire, backstop, and first 12 rows of fans
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OldLOL:
this is a child's play
a child could play with this
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OuterSpacePrisoner:
don't get too cocky rocket, their number three man is tops in the league
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OldLOL:
oh really, well i am donruss in this league so bring it on
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CorkyPark:
dyaaaah i forgot my toofbrush, i forgot my toofbrush, my toofbrush becca toofbrush
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OldLOL:
oh this isn't a big deal, i played with chris burke in houston
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OldLOL:
anyway, /throws at retarded kid's head
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CorkyPark:
/faceplants
/convulses
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mister_sacco:
hahaha you really are the biggest dickhole on the planet
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OldLOL:
dude, seriously
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