By B - 5-7-06
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howry_doin:   Over 200,000 women in the United States have been diagnosed with it this year alone, it's terrible. 
TheEyreUpThere:   Oh I know, have you seen what it does to your body?  I feel sorry for anybody who has to go through that. 
Rusch_MovingPictures:   hey guys whatcha chattin about
howry_doin:   Breast cancer. 
Rusch_MovingPictures:   oh my god breast cancer, i fucking hate breast cancer
TheEyreUpThere:   Yeah, Glen, breast cancer is a pretty shitty thing to get. 
Rusch_MovingPictures:   i know, if i had the chance i would totally strike out breast cancer
howry_doin:   Well, since it's essentially the uncontrollable division of cells and their ability to invade the tissue of the breast, you'll never get that chance.
TheEyreUpThere:   Besides, we know you can't strike ANYBODY out. 
Rusch_MovingPictures:   oh is that so, well why don't you "search for the cure" in the direction of the pitchers mound
Rusch_MovingPictures:   /readies glove
howry_doin:   what are you doing
Rusch_MovingPictures:   /winds up

and the piiiiiitch!!!
BreastCancer:    /ropes a double off the right field wall
Rusch_MovingPictures:   dangit!!
TheEyreUpThere:   Thanks a lot, Glendon, now we've got breast cancer on second base.