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OldDeludedCarny:
You wanted to see me, Rey? Make it quick, today I'm making Candice
Michelle have sex with a horse. Making movies; telling stories. |
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MysterioIsHiFi:
thank you mr. mcmahon for meeting with me. i have to tell you: i
want to be on your fantasy team!! |
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OldDeludedCarny:
/bug eyes; exaggerated gulp
Well well well I... well there's no room on my fantasy team for you, Rey Mysterio! |
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OldDeludedCarny:
Besides, you're too small to make it in the big leagues. Nobody would
take you seriously as a starter! |
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MysterioIsHiFi:
but i have the underdog fighting spirit of a champion!! mi familia, mi
raza, et al |
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OldDeludedCarny:
/staggers randomly
Well, in the interest of fairness, what position do you play? |
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MysterioIsHiFi:
havent you ever heard me speak? it's pretty obvious that i pitch |
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OldDeludedCarny:
WELL THEN BY GOLLY, there's just no room for you! My pitching staff is
full, full of the greatest athletes in the world. That's right, there's no offseason
for baseball! |
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LatinoHeap:
/starts game
/dies |
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MysterioIsHiFi:
see!! how about now!! i dedicate my pitching performance to the
memory of eddie guardado!! |
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OldDeludedCarny:
Rey Mysterio, you see, Rey Mysterio, you still don't deserve a spot on my
team. Why, you'd be better suited playing for a TERRIBLE team, like local
sports team!! |
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OldDeludedCarny:
We still have too many marketable pitchers on staff for you to earn a starting
spot. In fact, one might choose to say that you have NO CHANCE IN HELL of starting! |
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OldDeludedCarny:
/dances
/is an affront to God |
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bautista_bomb:
awright time to stard a game!!! pow pow powww
/mimics heavy artillery fire
/pulls 45 muscles |
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OldDeludedCarny:
YOU RRRRUNED IT DAMMIT!! |
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MysterioIsHiFi:
now you have no choice but to make me your ace!!! |
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OldDeludedCarny:
sigh okay |
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**Online Host**
Several weeks later. |
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LumpOfCole:
I'm Michael Cole, here with my broadcast partner Tazz, and partner, tonight
we're witnessing the biggest underdog pitcher in baseball history! |
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razzmatazz:
AY DAS RIGHT COLE, REY MURSTERIO TONIGHT IS PITCHIN ONE-ON-NINE AGAINST,
AGAINST PLAYERS WHO ARE JUST BIGGER'N HIM. SHOULD BE A REAL ROCKETBUSTAH. |
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LumpOfCole:
Never before have we seen such a LITTLE MAN facing such INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS.
Look how WEAKLY he throws the ball. It's like he's a HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL,
partner. |
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razzmatazz:
AN WE CANT STRESS THAT ENOUGH COLE, REY MURSTERIO IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO
BE IN THE POSITION HE'S IN. NOT EVEN CLOSE! POP THE HIPS! |
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LumpOfCole:
Could someone just DAMN stop the game! Again, he's NOT GOOD ENOUGH and
we're going to TELL YOU and SHOW YOU repeatedly! |
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MysterioIsHiFi:
/spins 12 times, throws pitch |
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HangingChad:
/is almost ready to hit a homerun, WHEN... |
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**Online Host**
TheWorldsBlackestMan has entered the chatroom, causing the game to go to a no decision. |
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TheWorldsBlackestMan:
RAAAAAH, WHERE DA CHAMP MAR HENRY GONE EATUM |
