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	barbie_and_kendall:   wheeeeelp, I haven't hit a home run in like two years so I might as well just enjoy the scenery.  Hey, a quarter! barbie_and_kendall:   /leans over plate Lackeydaisical:   !!!! /furious anger **Online Host** Lackeydaisical has thrown the ball at barbie_and_kendall's head. Since he is John Lackey, the ball just missed barbie_and_kendall's elbow.  barbie_and_kendall:   WHAT IN?!! Lackeydaisical:   /mouths words barbie_and_kendall:   THAT IS IT!!!  rOOOOOAAARRRRRR **Online Host** barbie_and_kendall wants to directly connect. **Online Host** barbie_and_kendall is now directly connected.  barbie_and_kendall:   GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT               Lackeydaisical:   / barbie_and_kendall:   MY HAT!!! bud_is_wiser:   Boys!  BOYS!  Break it... BOYS BREAK IT UP!!  BREAK IT- Break it up, seriously! barbie_and_kendall:   He started it!! bud_is_wiser:   John, is that true?  Lackeydaisical:   /shrug bud_is_wiser:   Okay John, you know that's unprofessional behavior.  Now come over here and give me some of your money.  bud_is_wiser:   Now Jason, just because you're a small market team and nobody cares about you over on some fictional "west" coast, it doesn't mean you resort to VIOLENCE, okay? barbie_and_kendall:   But!  But! bud_is_wiser:   This isn't New York!  No butts allowed!  bud_is_wiser:   Now what did John say to you that got you so upset and made you charge the mound like that? barbie_and_kendall:   He told me he was Rick James, and then he called me a b-i-t-c-h!! Lackeydaisical:   But it's true!  I AM Rick James, bitch!! bud_is_wiser:   Wait, he seriously said that? bud_is_wiser:   He seriously said "I'm Rick James bitch?"  In 2006 he said he was Rick James bi- bud_is_wiser:   All right, nevermind, you have the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball to kill him.  **Online Host** barbie_and_kendall has charged the mound again. Lackeydaisical:   Riddle me this!!  Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bNYAAAAH