By B - 5-28-06
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Koronkadonk:   What's going on?  Why aren't those guys going back to their dugout?   The inning is over.  Why are they just standing on the bases?
MookieBlalock:   Dude, we're playing the A's, don't you know?  We just let them keep the bases loaded the whole game, even when we're batting. 
Koronkadonk:   What?  Why?
Teix_Meix:   it's the easiest way to keep them from scoring runs.
Koronkadonk:   Oh.  What the hell do they do out there all game?
MookieBlalock:   I dunno.
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EricCesarChavez:   Nothin' like a day on the basepaths to help out with the ol' suntan, ay fellow baseball player-arinos?
mustkieltyqueen:   i am seriously considering killing myself, oh my god how much longer do i have to stand here
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:   i miss my family
EricCesarChavez:   Don't sweat it, Bobbies, we'll find a way off these bases before you know it.   See?  Adam's up to bat.  He'll know what to do!
MelhuseVanHouten:   HELP WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
EricCesarChavez:   I DON'T KNOW!  WE NEED YOU TO CALL FOR HELP, DO YOU HAVE A FLARE GUN OR SOMETHING?
MelhuseVanHouten:   MAYBE, HOLD ON
MelhuseVanHouten:   NO

I ONLY HAVE A BAT
Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:   shit, how is that supposed to help us
EricCesarChavez:   Just keep looking for clues, we can't give up.  Bobby 2, do you still have those binoculars?  See if you can spot anyone in the crowd who knows how to make us run forward for 90 feet!
mustkieltyqueen:   okay

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mustkieltyqueen:   nope, nothin, we're still lost
Koronkadonk:   holy SHIT, what is that thing??
MookieBlalock:   Don't worry, that's just what's left from last inning when Frank Thomas tried to round third.