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SelePosturpedic:
can you believe that the crazy gray haired guy actually won? |
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KentHardlyWait:
that guy is gonna sell so many albums at the barnes an noble it ain't even
funny |
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**Online Host**
SmokeSomeGagne has entered the chatroom. |
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SmokeSomeGagne:
Hey everybody! I just wanted to hop back on and let you know I'm making
my first rehab appearance of the year tonight. I'm closing out for the Las Vegas
51s! |
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SmokeSomeGagne:
excuse me if I type slowly, I'm typing with one arm |
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SelePosturpedic:
AAAAAH |
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KentHardlyWait:
NO! NO IT CAN'T BE, IT CAN'T BE AARON, WHAT'S GOING ON |
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SmokeSomeGagne:
What? What's going on? |
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yhency_street_gang:
you spose be dead |
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TonyOlmedo:
this is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back! THERE
AIN'T NO COMIN' BACK! |
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SmokeSomeGagne:
Oh come on, of course I'm not dead, I was just on the 15-day disabled list! |
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KentHardlyWait:
yeah, but you've been on that for like five years |
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SelePosturpedic:
Mmhm, Grady told me we were supposed to say you were on the 15 day DL to keep
Dodgers fans from getting their feelings hurt. |
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TonyOlmedo:
but but we had a
funeral for you! I WEPT ON YOUR CASKET, ERIC, I WEPT FOR DAYS LONG LOST |
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SmokeSomeGagne:
Holy shit, you had a funeral for me?? |
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yhency_street_gang:
yes it was quite nice too, the revrun jesse jackson gave your eulogy |
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SmokeSomeGagne:
!! what'd he say?? |
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IM-eyTown:
Today we must balance the tears of sorrow with tears of joy, mix the bitter
with the sweet, death and life. |
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IM-eyTown:
Eric as a figure in history was a rock in the water, creating concentric
circles and ripples of new possibilities for injury. |
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IM-eyTown:
He needed medicine. He was not immunized by God so he caught all the
diseases that he fought. |
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IM-eyTown:
The Lords arms of wrath enabled him to go through dangers seen and unseen,
and he had the capacity to wear goggles with grace. Eric's body was a temple of God, an
instrument in pieces. |
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IM-eyTown:
We would watch him disappear into nothingness and stand back as spectators
and watch the suffering from afar. |
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IM-eyTown:
The mercy of god intersected this process Tuesday and submitted him to close
away home, where referees are out of place, and only the Supreme Judge of the Universe
speaks balls and strikes. |
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TonyOlmedo:
/collapses beneath weight of own tears |
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SmokeSomeGagne:
Shit, that was pretty nice. |
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KentHardlyWait:
yeah, no kidding, so if you don't mind we'd like for you to just stay on the
disabled list for a while, because everybody is used to it by now. |
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SelePosturpedic:
And we don't want to kill the illusion for the fans. |
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SmokeSomeGagne:
hahaha, like I was ever planning to play again anyway |
