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AJ_Pierscreenname:
YEAH WOO /slaps plate, lowers shoulder and runs into catcher a second time
for totally reasonable and legit reasons |
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grin_and_barrett:
/destroys Pierzynski's face |
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MadameMonetAnderson:
/walks out to home plate rotating his arms like this, and if you get hit,
it's your own fault |
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MabryItsMaybelline:
/starts kicking air like THIS, and if any part of you should fill that air,
it's your own fault |
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SednikTheEntertainer:
/brandishes broadsword |
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**Online Host**
U.S. Cellular Field is now one of those big clouds of dust with hash marks and stars
coming out of it that appeared whenever Heathcliff the cat got into a fight. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
/eats popcorn |
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BakersDozen:
oh for the love of, what're you doing here? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
i saw when ol barrett there clobbert perzinsky, congrachalation on yer first
hit in twenty games |
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BakersDozen:
Don't you have your own game to be at right now? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
no dice paleface, the great kyle-ee's got some tightenen in his back so he's
taken a fucken fishen day |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
besides farnsys like the black racer, he shows up when somebody meets there
doom |
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BakersDozen:
You know as well as I do that neither Chicago organization condones the use
of physical violence as a way to solve problems. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
an you know that if you hadnt traded me i woulda put perzinsky's asshole in
the ground |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
barrett shoulda used his limit break, hes been in the majers for what eight
years, he should at least have "catasprophe" by now |
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BakersDozen:
/ 
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
basically you are lucky times infinity that your team aint full a cripples
now, who is the toughest man you have, greg maddux |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
that guy is older than sanna clause, no wait, yer toughest man is no doubt
ronny cedeno. jimmy tomey could a broked that cancerous dink o'er his leg bones |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
speaken of, where was juh jim tomey whilst this was goen on |
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WordUpThome:
PREPARING THE ICE PACKS THANK YOU VERY MU |
