By B - 5-20-06
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fossum_and_jetsam:    So, who do you think is gonna win American Idol this week?
OrvellianNightmare:    that gray haired guy, i don't know i just like him
CantuAttitude:    No way dude Katharine McPhee has it in the bag, she is so fine - did you see when she wore that yellow thing and her poonanny popped out?
fossum_and_jetsam:    Her poonanny popped out?  Like, her vagina?
OrvellianNightmare:    naw it was just a panny shot but it was pretty kewl.  gray haired guy will still win though, its funny when he go "soul patrol!!!!!"
RoccosModernLife:    is the bald headed guy still in it?  I thought he was pretty good when he was rockin out with his cockin' out to Fuel
fossum_and_jetsam:    Nah he got kicked off a few weeks ago
LicenseToPills:    hey everybody the man of the hour has arrived, pop a cork for home run number 714
OrvellianNightmare:    i toelly thought chris was gonna win it, he had that rocker style that i liked... you know who else was good was that kellie pickler
LicenseToPills:    i hit it hard enough to get it out of the park and HEH! i just HA HA HA ran the bases, whew i'm glad this is over, an honor to be with the babe
RoccosModernLife:    Was she the blonde one?  The one with the Dad in jail? 
LicenseToPills:    so i'm sure you gentlemen all have questions for me well i'm a very busy man so make it quick
CantuAttitude:    Oh, hi Barry.
fossum_and_jetsam:    Questions?  Uh, well, who do you think is going to win American Idol this season?  Most of us are saying "that gray haired guy."
LicenseToPills:    barry bonds has nothing to do with american idol -- this interview is over
RoccosModernLife:    Well okay, talk to you later.
CantuAttitude:    nobody cares
fossum_and_jetsam:    Enjoy your second place finish you piece of shit cheater.
CantuAttitude:    Yeah, we're gonna finish fifth this year, alert ESPN and their D-RAYS WATCH
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OrvellianNightmare:    youall see lisa tucker on the o.c., i reckon that there is also a good show fer watchin