By B - 4-8-06 Click pictures for player info.
	LaRussasOnFire:   Two games in a row we've lost now, and we're only five games into the season.   We're two back from the Brewers.  THE BREWERS.  This is simply unacceptable. CarpenterCharisma:   Maybe if you hadn't staffed the bullpen with gimps and hobos we could hold the lead when you take me out of the game.  CarpenterCharisma:   Did you see when my curveball hit Murton's bat and turned it into a beautiful vine? LaRussasOnFire:   You're missing the point.  Our current team is PERFECT.  There are no flaws.  Zero.  I've calculated it onto post-its.  We just don't have ENOUGH. Blooper:   what are you sayin coach LaRussasOnFire:   I'm saying this:  The Cardinals franchise has a history of elite utility players who made or broke ball games over the last few decades.  My idea is such; LaRussasOnFire:   Why don't we draw from that great history and find some of St. Louie's finest to rejoin our team and help us not be two goddamn games behind the goddamn Brewers? Blooper:   no i mean what are you sayin i cain't understand words LaRussasOnFire:   ... BennettLikeBeckham:   what about all-star slugster Mark McGwire? GiantsFans:   WHOA!!! YEAH THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!! LaRussasOnFire:   No, no, McGwire would be too frequently injured.  Plus, I don't want him breaking all the black man's records.  CarpenterCharisma:   Oh yeah, I forgot about the black man, he was great, he set a lot of records.   MolinaTheCatcher3:   What about Bernard Gilkey?  He was pretty good.  LaRussasOnFire:   No, I'm pretty sure Gilkey is our water boy now.  Hold on HEY WATERBOY gilkey_as_charged:   yes sir mister larusso sir you need some soda pops LaRussasOnFire:   see? FuckDifelice:   What about Mike Difelice, coach?  I hear he needs work pretty badly.   He and his family have fallen on hard times!! Blooper:   oh god does anybody have his phone number CarpenterCharisma:   Oh Jesus Christ LaRussasOnFire:   I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to this, but your lack of viable alternatives leaves me no choice. LaRussasOnFire:   We're going to have to use our secret weapon. CarpenterCharisma:   No!  You mean... LaRussasOnFire:   Yes.  JOSE OQUENDO. **Online Host** OquendoStick has materialized in a ball of energy in the chatroom.         OquendoStick:   / OquendoStick:   /pew pew pewwwww **Online Host** OquendoStick's laser beams allow him to play outfield, second base, and catcher simultaenously. Blooper:   wooooaaaah a roooobot!! LaRussasOnFire:   If only they'd let me change the name of the team to the Tony LaRussas Is Awesomes.  gah, I'm thirsty.  Bernard, go upstairs and get us some Pepsis.  gilkey_as_charged:   yes sir mister larusso!