By B - 4-7-06
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MeadowsPeak:   Good evening and welcome to Brian Meadows' Safari Planet.  I'm Brian Meadows!!   Tonight we're be meeting some animals who have some flat bellies!   Please welcome a Devil Ray!!
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MovinThroughKazmir has entered the chatroom. 
MeadowsPeak:   And who are you??
MovinThroughKazmir:   I'm Scott Kazmir, and I play for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays!
MeadowsPeak:   Welcome, Ray!
MovinThroughKazmir:   No, I'm Scott... I'm from the Devil Rays!
MeadowsPeak:   I'M BRIAN MEADOWS!
MovinThroughKazmir:   Um, hi Brian!  Well, today I've brought someone for you to meet... /presents
Maddon2006:   o_o
MovinThroughKazmir:   This is Joe ... he's the coach responsible for what we pretend is a baseball team!  He's the head of all the Devil Rays!
MeadowsPeak:   Why does that Devil Ray have so many bodies??
MovinThroughKazmir:   *confused*  Uh, well, it's a figure of speech, I just mean that he's our coach and since you're going to be playing for us, you should mee-
MeadowsPeak:   Devil Rays is one animal, they only needs one body ... that's CRAZY!!!
MovinThroughKazmir:   smile.gif (146 bytes) Of course we each only have one body. 
MeadowsPeak:   that's what I said
MovinThroughKazmir:   You're right, and even though Joe only has one body he has an entire coaching staff to make the basic baseball mistakes that little leaguers would avoid.
MeadowsPeak:   But I bet if he had all them bodies he wouldn't fit into his britches!!!
MovinThroughKazmir:   Well, I suppose not... but like I said, this coach only has one body. 
MeadowsPeak:   >:o  THEN WHY DID YOU BRING HIM HERE??  GET HIM OUT OF HERE, GET OUT OF HERE
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MovinThroughKazmir and Maddon2006 have left the chatroom.
MeadowsPeak:   I'm very sorry about that, it's inexcusable!!  Someone's gonna lose they job over that!  Now I mean this!!! 
MeadowsPeak:   smile.gif (146 bytes)  Our next guest has a flat belly because he sleeps below sea level!  Please welcome a snake!!
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HangingChad has entered the chatroom.
MeadowsPeak:   and who are you??
HangingChad:   I'm Chad Tracy, and I'm an Arizona Diamondback.
MeadowsPeak:   I'M BRIAN MEADOWS!!