By B - 4-28-05
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Shoeless_Joe:  Is this Heaven?
KinsellaTheFarm:   No...it's Iowa.
Shoeless_Joe:  /knowing grin
KinsellaTheFarm:   Hey wait a second.  Why are you batting right-handed?
Shoeless_Joe:  What?
KinsellaTheFarm:   You're swinging the bat from the right side.  Shoeless Joe Jackson threw right-handed but he batted left-handed.
KinsellaTheFarm:   HEY WAIT A SECOND WHAT KIND OF TRICK IS THIS?
Shoeless_Joe:  ooOOoOooOOOOOoo!   I MUST RETURN TO THE CORN...MUUUUUST RETUUUUUURNNNNNN...
**Online Host**
Shoeless_Joe has dissipated away from the chatroom.
KinsellaTheFarm:   Well, that sure was disappointing.  I guess I'll have to give up my house, my farm, and this baseball diamond.  All I have left is my daughter and hot sex with my firecracker wife.
T_Mann:   Oh, Ray.  People will most definitely come.

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