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**Online
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Welcome to SCIENCE CHAT! with your host, Darren Daulton. |
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DDaultonBookseller:
/stares |
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DDaultonBookseller:
Oh, hi kids. I didn't see you standing there. Welcome to
"SCIENCE CHAT." Today we're going to see what happens when baking soda and
vinegar mix. |
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DDaultonBookseller:
All right, Timmy, pour the vinegar into the volcano. |
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timmystyle:
yes sir, Mr. Daulton! /pours |
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DDaultonBookseller:
Wait, what're you doing? That's not a volcano. That's a mound of
dough. |
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timmystyle:
that's the ... that's the ... that's the volcano we made for our |
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DDaultonBookseller:
*sigh* |
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DDaultonBookseller:
Timmy, you just don't understand metaphysics. Reality is created and
guarded by numeric patterns that overlap and awaken human consciousness, like a giant
matrix or hologram. |
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timmystyle:
it's supposed to fizz ? |
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DDaultonBookseller:
You're limited to your five senses, which is a shame, because if you weren't
you could see the futility of this dough volcano and you could open up your mind to NEW,
GREATER possibilities. |
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timmystyle:
/blink |
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DDaultonBookseller:
We have to find the BALANCE between the baking soda and the vinegar.
1111111111111111 111111111111. Don't you see the patterns? |
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DDaultonBookseller:
Volcanoes aren't fissures in the Earth's crust through which magma escape -
they are the mouths of Hell itself overflowing, hoping to disrupt that balance. This
is all obvious. |
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DDaultonBookseller:
Watch what happens when I put baking soda in my mouth and then drink the
vinegar. |
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DDaultonBookseller:
NEYAH NEYAH NEYAH NEYAH NEYAH |
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**Online Host**
DDaultonBookseller is convulsing on the ground and bleeding from the eyes. |
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timmystyle:
are, ARE YOU OKAY MR. DAULTON? |
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DDaultonBookseller:
Yes, fool, I'm fine. Time for our next experiment. See this walkie
talkie? We're going to learn about the speed of sound. |
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DDaultonBookseller:
Walk across the room with the walkie talkie, and then I'm going to shoot a gun
at you. |
