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SeacrestDSV: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, to aMERican Idol. I'm your host, Ryan Seacrest, and tonight our top 8 finalists will be singing from the songbook of legendary arena-rockers Queen! |
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SeacrestDSV: Up first, singing the songs of a homosexual for the 35th week in a row, it's Ace Young! |
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AceHole: /claps hands COME ON EVERYBODYYY weeee will weee will rock you! Sing it AAAAH weee will wee will rock yaaaaoowwww |
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AceHole:
/glare glare cry /glare glare cry /gay scott stapp |
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AceHole:
NNNyeaaaah we will rock you yeaaaah-hay-ee-yay-ee yeaaaah-hooo /high pitched squeal |
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JustAight4Me: LOOK |
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JustAight4Me: LOOK DOG |
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JustAight4Me: LOOK |
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JustAight4Me: When you started out I thought EEEEH LITTLE PITCHY you know what I'm sayin' but by the middle you got it together!!! Great job |
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abdul_the_butcher: Ace, what can I say about you my beautiful starchild. You sprung forth from my womb a grown man, carrying with you a voice bestowed from the great beyond. |
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CowellHeartedSnake: it reminded me of when you go to an amusement park and a funeral is there and some child starts to sing who is bad at singing. i will rip off my ears if you speak again. |
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AceHole: /nod nod nod |
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SeacrestDSV: If you want to vote for Ace dial 1-866-436-5702 or Cingular Wireless subscribers may text the word VOTE to 5702. Remember, these are 866 numbers, not 1-800, you bored, self-loathing teenagers. |
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SeacrestDSV: Up next, a child with a learning disability sings Bohemian Rhapsody! |
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whats_a_scranename: /dramatic lighting |
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whats_a_scranename: bish-meal-a NOOOO we will not let you go LEDDUM GOOOO bish-meal-a |
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JustAight4Me: LOOK |
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JustAight4Me: Kellie you was HOT, I thought it was a little pitchy in parts a little pitchy in the beginning and middle and end but you WORKED IT OUT, and AMERICA KELLIE PICKLER IS BACK |
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abdul_the_butcher: Kellie, you've already established that you're the greatest recording artist of the last 500 years. All I have left to do is offer my soul up to maintain your youth!! |
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CowellHeartedSnake: kellie when you sing it makes me feel like i'm at a business convention and someone drinks alcohol and decides that they should put on a dolly parton wig and bosom and sing a song! |
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abdul_the_butcher: WHAAAAT we're watching TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS booooooooooooooooo |
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JustAight4Me: LOOK HOLD UP LOOK |
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CowellHeartedSnake: i'm just being honest!!!! kellie i want to dig around in your sternum with a rusty trowell because you have hurt me so |
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whats_a_scranename: how is a rusty???? |
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SeacrestDSV: If you want to vote for Kellie Pickler, JESUS CHRIST make someone take the telephone away from you, you should be ashamed of yourself. |
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SeacrestDSV: Up next, Pete, singing the Queen classic "Play the Game!" |
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charlie_hustle: *singing* This is your life - don't play hard to get! It's a free free world all you have to do is fall in LOVE |
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charlie_hustle: Play the gaaaaaaame ERRYBOBBY play the GYAAAAAAAME hove looooooooove |
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JustAight4Me:
PETE PETE DOG |
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JustAight4Me: nyyyeeaaaah I don't know if it was the BEST Pete Rose performance we've seen, and there was nothing good about your performance so it was just aight for me tonight!! |
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abdul_the_butcher: Pete, darling Peter, you have such beautiful hair. I want to turn it upside down and eat a bowl of chilli out of it. |
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CowellHeartedSnake: you have engaged in a variety of acts which have stained "the game," and you must now live with the consequences of those acts |
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SeacrestDSV: Pete Rose is no longer eligible to be elected YOUR aMERican Idol. |
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charlie_hustle: aw crum |
