By B - 4-11-05
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CarlNotLenny:  daaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gene_Only1Hand:  CARL, SPEAK TO ME.  SPEAK TO ME CARL.  HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP.  STAY WITH ME CARL
MoraTheSame:  I didn't mean to hit him in the face.  I was just trying to get a base hit.
Matos_HandsOfFate:  PICK UP THE BAT MELVIN
MoraTheSame:  What?   I'm supposed to be running.
Matos_HandsOfFate:  PICK UP THE BAT AND STRIKE HIM DOWN.  FINISH THE JOB.
MoraTheSame:  I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just zero for like 400 so far this season so I swing at everything, and..
Matos_HandsOfFate:  SILENCE!  THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT.  IT IS YOUR DESTINY.   IF YOU DO NOT STRIKE HIM DOWN HE WILL RISE UP MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER
MoraTheSame:  But...but I'm scared!
Matos_HandsOfFate:  DO IT!  QUICKLY, THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME!
CarlNotLenny:  REEEEEEEEE
MoraTheSame:  AAAAAAAAAAH

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