By B - 3-4-06
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GotMeOnMyKnees:   TIGERS, Tigers, burning bright
In Spring Training ev'ry night,
What immortal coach am I
To frame thy fearful symmetry?
GotMeOnMyKnees:   In what distant park or town,
Cecil Fielder, skin of brown?
On what paths did he dare trek?
Hit it to the upper deck!
GotMeOnMyKnees:   And what place did we come in
Without a player good as he?
Who is here to anchor us?
Slugger Omar Infante?
GotMeOnMyKnees:   Who's the pitcher? who will catch?
In what furnace was thy brain?        
When we finished next to last;      
When we started Marcus Thames?
GotMeOnMyKnees:   When the stars threw down their spears,         
And wander'd off to other teams,        
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made George Kell make thee?
GotMeOnMyKnees:   Detroit Tigers, burning bright
In Spring Training ev'ry night,
What immortal coach am I
To frame thy fearful symmetry?
GermanSuplex:    Simma-try?  Simma... simma try?  I don't think that's how you're supposed to say the word.  It's "simma-TREE." 
TheAngryInge:    Right, like when Will Wright looks at a forest.
GotMeOnMyKnees:   Oh, sorry, give me a second.  "yadda yadda coach am I, yadda yadda simma
GotMeOnMyKnees:   Nope, you've ruined it.