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PostcardsFromTheWedge:
I've talked it over with assistant coach Biggs, and we've decided to bring in
some legends to teach you guys how to "play the ball." |
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PostcardsFromTheWedge:
If you look at my face you will see that I am EXTREMELY PLEASED by this
decision. |
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NeedsABathia:
Yo Coach, how you gonna improve ME? I'm the best pitcher you got! |
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PostcardsFromTheWedge:
By bringing in Mr. Bob Feller of course! He's one of the best ever, and
if anybody can teach you a thing or two, C.C., it's ol' Rapid Robert! |
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NeedsABathia:
Bob Fella FA REAL?? Mr. Feller can you teach me your famed "faster
than most times pitch?" |
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feller_up:
/FUMMEEEE
AIN TEACHIN MY SECRETS TO NO COLORED!!!!!!! |
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NeedsABathia:
you are colored pink |
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PostcardsFromTheWedge:
Let's uh, let's see if this works any better for the hitters. |
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PostcardsFromTheWedge:
Ryan, how's that batting practice coming along? |
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GonnyGarko:
sigh, i can't seem to hit the curve ball
/swing
/miss |
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PostcardsFromTheWedge:
Could you hit the curveball with advice from baseball legend JOE CARTER?? |
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GonnyGarko:
PROBABLY!!!!!! |
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jokeharder:
BOY YOU SUCK. SWING THAT BAT, LET ME SEE YOU HIT THE LONG BALL. |
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GonnyGarko:
okay, but they're gonna throw a
/swing
/miss
curveball |
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jokeharder:
BOOOOOOOO, BOOOOOOOOOOOO, HERE'S A BASEBALL TIP FROM OL' JOE: MAKE THE
BAT TOUCH THE BALL |
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GonnyGarko:
i need your help, i can't do it!!!
/swing
/miss |
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jokeharder:
BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOO |
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GonnyGarko:
joe helppp
/swing
/miss
/swing
/miss
/swing
/swing
/swing
/miss
/miss
/miss |
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jokeharder:
BOOOOOOO |
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GonnyGarko:
you no help me now, i say, fuck you, joe boo. i do it myself. |
