Click pictures for player info.
| EllisOtherPeople: Wow, Frank Thomas! It's so awesome to have you on our team. I was a big fan of yours growing up. | |
| EllisOtherPeople: It'll be the realization of a childhood dream to play those 10-15 games with you this year. | |
| The_Big_Injured: No, no, things are going well for me. My leg is broken and my ankles are reconstructed from 16 Duplo pieces, but I'm going to be hitting off a tee by the weekend. | |
| The_Big_Injured: Hitting off a tee is more or less like hitting American League pitching. | |
| EllisOtherPeople: Yeah, the Mariners have just started rolling the ball on the ground. | |
| The_Big_Injured:
This sure beats the Hobo Fire. hold on I |
|
| The_Big_Injured:
I okay, I just lost several teeth trying to talk there. Augh. Okay, that's not a big setback, I soud be eddie by obenig day |
|
| EllisOtherPeople: You can feel safe around us, we're the most "athletic" team in the Major Leagues! if you understand my joke about the name of our team | |
| EllisOtherPeople: In fact I think you are going to be buying a house in "Oak-ay Land!" | |
| The_Big_Injured: kinda afraid a that big elephant over here | |
| EllisOtherPeople: You mean Stomper? Don't worry, he just romps around. Wait, you aren't Jewish are you? No, of course not. | |
| EllisOtherPeople: I honestly can't think of anybody on the team who is going to go out of their way to hurt you. No, I sure can't think of anybody who would hurt their own teamma- | |
| **Online Host** Crosbys_Still_an_Ass has driven his car into the clubhouse. |
|
| Crosbys_Still_an_Ass:
hey guys check out my sweet new ride, i got it from oh shit sorry |
|
| MelhuseVanHouten: OH NO BOBBY OUR LOCKERS NOOO | |
| EllisOtherPeople: *cough cough* oh god, oh god I think you broke my shoulder | |
| Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: whoooaaa frank thomas! hey man i'm a big fan i grew up watching you | |
| Crosbys_Still_an_Ass: frank? uh, frank? hello? |
