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OzzieOzzieOzzie: world baseball classic more like world baseball assic |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Alex was kissing Latino people's asses. He knew he wasn't going to play for the Dominicans; he's not a Dominican! |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: I hate hypocrites. He's full of shit. The Dominican team doesn't need his ass. It's the same with Nomar playing for Mexico. He only knows Cancun because he went to visit. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: although now that i think about it nomar's replacement hip might've been shipped in from mexico |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: but still |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: shut it up |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: que |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: shut it up, shut up the hole on your face |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: i was just |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: you made me speak my own words |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: I like you as a manager, but I don't like you when you pop off like that, following my sentence here with a profanity |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: "bastard" |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: oh my gosh Mr. Steinbrenner please accept my humble apologies, you see I am not a native of this country so sometimes my English, he not so good |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: I was just complimenting A-Rod's strong batsmanshipness, and when I said "hypocrite" it was actually a compliment |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie:
to say that his skills carry teams to victory like a hippo carried in uh, in
a crate |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: mmhm hey hold on a second let me take out this big black list, you may be familiar with it |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: no no no no, I was saying that the world baseball classic is more like assic because there's a team USA, when the New York Yankees are already Team USA!!! WHO NEEDS EM AM I RIGHT!! |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: ps nomar is still a sucky duck |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner: Yeah no kidding huh! Hey you're not such a bad guy |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: And to clarify, I'm not "latino." I'm Irish on my Mom's side and black on my Dad's. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: And what Alex was doing to my ass wasn't technically "kissing" |
