Click pictures for player info.
| my_morneau_jacket: How do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day? Headlines - bread-lines blow my mind, and now this deadline "Eviction - or play" Rent! | |
| HermidaElf: How do you play ball when the games are all wrong, though you once played them right and rare? When the plays are sour where is the power you once had to ignite the air? | |
| my_morneau_jacket: Our arbitration is frozen! | |
| HermidaElf: Some life we've chosen! | |
| my_morneau_jacket: How are we gonna plaaaaay | |
| HermidaElf: How are we gonna plaaaaay | |
| my_morneau_jacket: How are we gonna PLAAAAAY, LAST YEAR'S RENT | |
| HermidaElf: How do you start a rally when there's no one to score and it feels like something's stuck in your flue? | |
| my_morneau_jacket: How can you play baseball with trash bags on your wall? | |
| HermidaElf: And they're trading you! | |
| my_morneau_jacket: You light up a mean blaze... | |
| HermidaElf: With pitchers - | |
| my_morneau_jacket: And squeeze-plays! | |
| HermidaElf: How are we gonna play, how are we gonna play, how are we gonna play, LAST YEAR'S REEEENT | |
| Rollins:
How do you stay on your feet when on every team it's "trick or
treat" and this year it's "trick." |
|
| Rollins: The "Phillie Phanatic" and we're all drug addicts, everyone's down, and uh-oh I feel sick... | |
| **Online Host** Rollins is on the 15 day DL with AIDS. |
|
| my_morneau_jacket:
How are we gonna plaaaaay How are we gonna plaaaaay |
|
| MajorLeagueBaseball: LAAAST YEEEAR'S REEEENT | |
| my_morneau_jacket: "The games ignite the night with passionate fire" | |
| HermidaElf: "Tim McCarver crackles and pops with incendiary wit" | |
| my_morneau_jacket: Zoom in as they burn the past to the ground. | |
| HermidaElf: And feel the heat of the future's glow, how do you leave the past behind when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart? | |
| my_morneau_jacket: It reaches way down deep and tears you inside out 'til you're torn apart... Rent! | |
| HermidaElf: How can you connect in an age where players, coaches, owners, your own umpires betray! | |
| my_morneau_jacket: What binds the fabric together when the ringing, shifting winds of change keep ripping away? | |
 |
WordUpThome: BUH BUH BUH BENNY AND THE JETS |
