By B - 12-31-05
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larry_VS_jason:   You know what the problem is with the San Francisco Giants?  Too many brain-dead Caribbean hitters hacking at slop nightly.
larry_VS_jason:   I think Felipe Alou's mind has turned to Quaker Oatmeal.
Alouf:   what did you say
Willaford:   he sez yer brain is made outta the quaker oatmeal.  i shore wish i could eat some of it, but i caint.
Willaford:   on account a the diabeatus
Alouf:   why would the man say such a thing??
Willaford:   he's one a them "shocky jocks" and he's criticizin' yer performance as coach!  he sez it aint blue steel.  he sez a cat could scratch it!
Alouf:   !!!
Alouf:   young man now that the lorax has explained your motivations to me i am deeply and personally offended!!
larry_VS_jason:   I say what I want!! are you offended good stick around!!!!
Alouf:   many of our caribbean players have brains!  you are encroaching on our civil liberties with those racist comments!!!!! !!!!! !!! ! !
Willaford:   yeah son, you've gotta share the liberty!  it's for all of us!   the liberty is mutual!
larry_VS_jason:   homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo homo ho
**Online Host**
larry_VS_jason has been fired.
Alouf:   there.  he got what he had comin' to him!
Willaford:   now our house is indeed a very very very fine house
**Online Host**
larry_VS_jason has been rehired.
Alouf:   WHATTTTT
TantumONeal:   Sorry Mr. Alou, but he's the only person in the entire world who could possibly have an opinion on baseball
larry_VS_jason:   mo