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PeterAngel: We are coming back strong next year. |
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PeterAngel: I know you have heard that tune before, but this time it will literally come true. |
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regarding_hendry: All right, well the Chicago Cubs are also interested in making a play for the World Series next year, so I'd love to deal with your Orioles! |
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regarding_hendry: We've all heard about Miguel Tejada and how he's unhappy in Baltimore...if you need a shortstop we're willing to deal Nomar Garciaparra. |
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PeterAngel: No thank you, I spent all of my shortstop money buying a diamond-encrusted letter opener for Jeff Conine. |
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PeterAngel: I'm thinking Melvin Mora will just play 3B and SS. The ball's being hit in that direction anyway. |
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regarding_hendry: Well...uh, okay, we can just send him to Los Angeles. What else does your team need? Pitching? |
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regarding_hendry: I'm sorry they added the new rule against you. I don't see why horses specifically shouldn't be allowed to play baseball. |
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PeterAngel: We spent the 14 million I was gonna give Daryl Strawberry on capes and hay! |
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regarding_hendry: If you're willing to send Tejada our way we could trade your Mark Prior. If he stays healthy he's guaranteed to be one of baseball's best aces. |
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PeterAngel: I'm trying to save Tejada for a trade to California, they've got a belly-itcher on staff I've had my eye on for quite some time. |
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PeterAngel: Hold on, do you think a gopher could swing a bat? |
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regarding_hendry: Gophers don't have opposable thumbs so I'm going to go with "no" here. |
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PeterAngel: He could burrow under the basepaths like Bugs Bunny! They wouldn't be able to tag him out! SAM, SEND 20 MILLION TO THE GOPHER FARM |
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PeterAngel: And send a developmental contract to Steve Balboni, we need a strong first baseman! |
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SamPer_Fi: aye aye skip |
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regarding_hendry: Peter, do you even know what the word "literally" means? |
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PeterAngel: Based on or making use of figures of speech; metaphorical. |
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regarding_hendry: ... |
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regarding_hendry: No, that's actually the definition of the EXACT OPPOSITE OF LITERAL. |
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PeterAngel: Oh, I thought it meant I could just dick around for six months. Hey, you think Mora could play third, short, AND second? |
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regarding_hendry: if you give me miguel tejada and 10 million dollars i will send you a bag of rocks |
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PeterAngel: boy yoy yoy yoy yoing |
