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ILoveCashMan:
And now, ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you any more, I'm going to
show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. |
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ILoveCashMan:
He was a king and a god in the world he knew, but now he comes to
civilization merely a captive - a show to gratify your curiosity. |
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ILoveCashMan:
Ladies and gentlemen, look at Johnny Damon, the Eighth Wonder of the World! |
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Beardo:
RAAAAAARRRRHHHHH |
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homosexual_rod:
GAPSPS |
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ILoveCashMan:
Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome
steel! |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Why is he running around all crazy
like that? |
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ILoveCashMan:
We found him ravaging the jungles of Boston, diving to and fro, growing his
facial hair out to savage lengths. |
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ILoveCashMan:
Here he will be trained and perfectly groomed for the men and women of New
York to enjoy without spectacle. |
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homosexual_rod:
HEY CHONNY DAEMON LOOG OUT!!!!!! |
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Beardo:
NRAAAAAAAAHHHHH |
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**Online Host**
Beardo has fallen to his death. |
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homosexual_rod:
OH NO HE DIH ENT |
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homosexual_rod:
I CALLT OUT TO HEEM, HE TOOKED HIS EYE OFF THE PRIZE, AN NOW HEES
KILLT, aRAH KILT HEEM JEET |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Oh no, it wasn't your distraction.
It was beauty killed the beast! |
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ILoveCashMan:
Actually I think it was the outfield wall. |
