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DontStandOnMe:
Boys, we've decided to let one of you into the Major Leagues. But I
haven't decided which one. |
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ThePaigemaster: Branch, you gotta pick me. I'm
the best pitcher EVER. I won fifteen times as many games as any other man walkin the
Earth. |
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Josh_BYGOD_Gibson: you should go with a power hitter mr.
rickey, and i'm your man. i hit 84 home runs in a SEASON. |
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ThePaigemaster:
I bring in crowds from all across the country! Even white folk drive
into town when ol' Satchmo pitchin! |
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Josh_BYGOD_Gibson: i hit a ball that went 30,000 feet go
on try to disprove it |
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ThePaigemaster:
I struck out 29 batters in a single inning! |
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DontStandOnMe:
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please, please, calm down. We haven't heard
from Jackie Robinson yet. Jackie, what do you think? |
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Jackie_R:
welp |
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Jackie_R:
I don't know if you want Josh in the Majors, unless you wanna hear him talk
about all the different kind of pitches you can catch all day long. |
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Josh_BYGOD_Gibson: its true! theys a fastball
pitch. curveball pitch. sinkin' pitch. theys uh, hesitation pitch.
slowball pitch. pitch an' potatahs. |
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Jackie_R:
And you didn't hear this from me but I'm pretty sure Satchel got his own
daughter pregnant! |
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ThePaigemaster:
Ain't nobody havin' sex with my daughter! Let me just tell you that! |
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second_row:
/aborts |
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DontStandOnMe:
I've heard enough. Jackie, you're in. |
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Jackie_R:
Score! |
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DontStandOnMe:
And Satchel, you should be ashamed of yourself! |
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ThePaigemaster:
You gonna come here talkin' to me about lies and shame? |
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Josh_BYGOD_Gibson: hey satchel, i'll lean up against your
back, and you can lean up against mine...that way we won't have to sleep with our heads in
the mud. |
