omar_goodness:
Well, Pedro, it took a lot of time and effort, but it's finally paid off: Pedro Martinez is a New York Met!
Vote4Pedro:
This is a team that needs a little help. I can supply some of that help.
omar_goodness:
Now you join many other all-time greats in the storied New York Metropolitans History!
NotGoodenough:
hey man this is doc gooden u got any
cocaine
cocai
coke
co
well dammit
also_not_berry_good:
i'm darryl strawberry. i smoke cause it gives me knowledge!!!
them white boys had me on crystal meth
AwesomeCatcher86:
AND I'M ACE CATCHER GARY CARTER!
AND YES I WAS THE ONE WHO HAD HIM ON CRYSTAL METH
Vote4Pedro:
Uh
omar_goodness:
$53 million do whatever you want whenever you want
Vote4Pedro:
I will be the best pitcher you ever Met!
zimmer_down_fellas:
*falls down*