bats_live_incaviglia: Off the bat, off the scoreboard, off a fan, out of the stadium. WordUpThome: OFF THE BAT, OFF AN AIRPLANE, AIRPLANE EXPLODES, PASSENGER CLINGS TO BALL AS IT FALLS, PASSENGER FALLS TO DOOM, OUT OF THE STADIUM. bats_live_incaviglia: Off the bat, into outer space, off a space shuttle, off the planet Venus, back into orbit, ball burns to a crisp, hits the ground setting a village in Africa aflame, out of the stadium. WordUpThome: OFF THE BAT, THE BALL DISINTEGRATES, THE ATOMIC RESIDUE TRAVELS FAR FROM THIS MORTAL PLANE, REFORMS IN HEAVEN, OFF THE FACE OF OUR LORD, OUT OF THE STADIUM. bats_live_incaviglia: Wow, we sure are evenly matched in this game of tater one-upsmanship. WordUpThome: YES, NOW LETS GO ENJOY MCDONALDS BRAND FOOD.