By B - 12-13-05
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Vicente_amigo:   you want to spake to me coach?
manuel_labor:   Yes Vicente, sit down.  Since we traded Thome we wanted to bring in our veterans and reassure them about their performance and their role on the team.
Vicente_amigo:   hokay
manuel_labor:   mmokay.  Well, as you know you're a former all-star and you've been a solid pitcher for our club for the last five an' a half seasons.
manuel_labor:   also we all appreciate the juice boxes you bring for us after our games.
Vicente_amigo:   minnay maid!
manuel_labor:   yes I especially enjoy the cran-apple
manuel_labor:   But getting back to the matter at hand, I need to get you to do something for me as a coach and as a friend.
Vicente_amigo:   hokay
manuel_labor:   I need you to say your last name three times fast.
Vicente_amigo:   my surnay?
manuel_labor:   Yes, I need you to say your last name three times fast.
Vicente_amigo:   hokay
Vicente_amigo:   padilla padilla padilla
manuel_labor:   THAT'S ALL FOLKS
manuel_labor:   You've been traded to Texas.
Vicente_amigo:   what