The Dugout

By Nick
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Welcome to AstrosArbitrationChat!
PurPurPurPur: /sigh

I'm going to ask you this one more time, and I want a straight answer:

Are you retiring?
OldLOL: Oh, I'm definitely going to retire. The thing is, I'm probably going to come out of retirement before the season starts.
PurPurPurPur: That's it! I give up! Screw you, Rocket. And to clear something up for you your hat in the Hall of Fame should have a giant dick on it.
OldLOL: Hey I don't need you! I'm the best pitcher this world has ever seen! Any team would be lucky to pay 28 mil for my services!
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AllsWellThatEndsWells: Whatdya mean "no"? Trade me.
Unlucchino: Well heh David I er
/clears throat
um I sorta thought that well you, since we already had our starters and uh
/chugs entire bottle of water
with Dougie gone we want uh heh Wakefield in the bullpen so well we uh sort of uh wanttokeepyouaroundtostart
AllsWellThatEndsWells: Find another pitcher y'idiot.
Unlucchino: NOW HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE I GO ABOUT DOING THAT, SMART GUY? You think this is so easy, don't you? "Oooh! Oooh! I'm David Wells! I won't sign a contract with a team that doesn't have Miller on tap!"
AllsWellThatEndsWells: Ef this dump I'm going fishing. And by fishing I mean getting tanked and watching Nascar.
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MannyTheTorpedoes: hey i was a front a him i can cal this place a dumb too

ef a dumb boston is a dumb
Unlucchino: Damnit. Well, I'm screwed. I'm really really screwed. Hey, Manny. How would you like to
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OldLOL: Here ye, here ye: The Rocket is up for grabs only 28 mil come an get ya rocket just in time for Christmas
Unlucchino: /genuflects
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