By B - 11-20-05
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Yazz:   Oh man, I sure do love the all-star game.  The 12th inning!
FOSSE:   And the game is all tied up!  I sure do love the fellowship of baseball.  We're giving it our all in the name of fun and excitement!
Yazz:   I do too.  I would say that this game has been a "bag of chips!"
FOSSE:   And ALL THAT, Yazz!
FOSSE:   Heh, hey look, Pete Rose is running at me pretty hard.
Yazz:   Oh man, he sure is!  Look at ol' Charlie Hustle, runnin' the basepaths!
FOSSE:   What a competitor!  Look!  His helmet just flew off!  And his shirt is ripping!
Yazz:   Is he... is that a MACE he's holding?
FOSSE:   Naw, that's not a mace, that's what you call a morningstar.  A mace is like a stick with a spiked ball on the end.  This thing has a chain between the stick and the ball.
FOSSE:   brb, covering plate

*B

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charlie_hustle has collided with FOSSE at home plate.
FOSSE:   DAAAH  DAAAAAHHHHH
Yazz:   HOLY SHIT PETE YOU KNOCKED HIM RETARDED.
charlie_hustle:   What was I s'posed to do?  He was blockin' the plate!  If I'd had time to place a bed I would've done so and knocked him onto that!
Yazz:   CHRIST, I think you dislocated his shoulder!  RAY, RAY ARE YOU OKAY
FOSSE:   baaaaaaaaaa
Yazz:   Is that CRANIAL FLUID LEAKING ONTO THE...ah GOD IT'S ALL OVER THE PLATE, PETE
charlie_hustle:   C'mon, take a chance.  He might still be okay.  Ray, you okay there pally?
FOSSE:   yay an pay like tay in a weeeeiiind
Yazz:   You have engaged in a variety of acts which have stained the game, and you must now live with the
Clemente:   Hey Pete, there's another base behind the outfield, and if you get to that in time we get FIVE MORE RUNS (lol)
charlie_hustle:   MOTHER OF FUCK, HERE I COME
Yazz:   AAAAAAAAAAAH