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StarkChocolateReisen:
And only the trained eye can see the reasons why Albert Pujols deserves the
National League MVP! |
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StarkChocolateReisen:
only a master craftsman like myself notices such intricacies |
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Pujol_Junkie:
in e'houston playoff i hit e'ball forty thousan feet to win e'game. |
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StarkChocolateReisen:
But it was your DEFENSE that won that game! |
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Pujol_Junkie:
e'pop fliess? |
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bud_is_wiser:
Speaking of defense, no greater example exists in our tangible world than
Alex Rodriguez, the clear-cut MVP for 2005. |
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OrtizItThisOne:
uh |
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bud_is_wiser:
Obviously the award should default to the person in the league with the
best stats. And A-Rod's best stat? |
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OrtizItThisOne:
RBIs? Because I had 18 more than him. Knocking in runs is
pretty valuable. |
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OrtizItThisOne:
or perhaps it was our stats in close games. You know, where A-Rod's
OPS was 411 points lower than mine. |
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OrtizItThisOne:
I guess performing well in the playoffs and other important games shouldn't
be considered in an MVP race, because I mean hey, I make 21 million dollars a year les
than he does. |
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OrtizItThisOne:
I'm in no place to argue stats as a .300 batter with one less home run than
him. So tell me, what WAS it that made A-Rod deserve another MVP? |
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bud_is_wiser:
His ability to stand on the field while plays are happening elsewhere. |
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OrtizItThisOne:
oh that makes sense |
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bud_is_wiser:
A-Rod, masterful member of the All-Time Latino team, baseball legend,
humanitarian. You are an inspiration to those who bask in your aura. |
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OrtizItThisOne:
The better man won. I'll shake your hand, Alex. |
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OrtizItThisOne:
*sigh* |
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MannyTheTorpedoes:
is okay man |
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