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morelikeCyOld:
I'm about to award the 2005 National League Cy Young Award, but before I do
I want to hear your final arguments explaining why you deserve this presitious honor. |
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CarpenterCharisma:
all right. i had a 21-5 record and a 2.83 era. |
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MeTrain:
what a bird say about a pitchin thow he aint know nothin but a early worm
an d-train middle finger |
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CarpenterCharisma:
i also helped my team make it to the nlcs, and almost make it to the world
series. |
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MeTrain:
look at cha hat brah ya letters all fallt onto one another. dontrelle
hat feature a letter hellt up by the mighty fish |
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morelikeCyOld:
And Dontrelle, why do you think you are the one who deserves this year's Cy
Young? |
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MeTrain:
your sister |
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morelikeCyOld:
is that your final answer? |
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MeTrain:
usin a lifeline to telephise a friend and poll your sister |
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morelikeCyOld:
uh hey chris come here a second |
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CarpenterCharisma:
oh ok |
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OldLOL:
It isn't fair, is it? I'd like to know one good reason why *I* didn't
win this award! |
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MeTrain:
for 100 dollas here the question |
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MeTrain:
one of these things you. is it a jesus christ semi star b a fat gots
to eat c somebody gramma d all of these above |
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OldLOL:
I uh, I'd like to call a friend! |
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MeTrain:
crack you aint got no friends |
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OldLOL:
shit |
