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SamPer_Fi:
LEO! BUDDY! COMPADRE! Welcome to the clubhouse. |
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ZoneZonyZoni:
I always wanted to be a Yankee, ever since I was a boy. But I'm happy
to stay here in my home state with my best friend. |
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SamPer_Fi:
Did you get the BFF Collage I made for you? |
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ZoneZonyZoni:
Yes it was very nice thank you. So, introduce me to our "Four
Aces!" |
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SamPer_Fi:
Uh, sure! Up first is Rodrigo Lopez. Rodrigo is currently
trying to relearn his pitch mechanics after forgetting what a baseball was mid-season. |
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Rigo_Suave:
wadder |
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SamPer_Fi:
Daniel Cabrera is our number two starter, but he is on winter break at
Easter Island, where he sits buried up to his neck in the dirt. |
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SamPer_Fi:
Bruce Chen lost his inert views on civilized society when forced to fend
for himself as an adult and we're slowly rehabbing him. |
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ChinesePhonebook:
We did everything just the way grownups would've. Why didn't it work? |
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SamPer_Fi:
He's our Christ figure. And this is Jorge Julio. |
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Hello_Whore:
AAOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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SamPer_Fi:
He's a werewolf. |
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ZoneZonyZoni:
Next year you will all go 48-6 with a 0.08 ERA. |
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SamPer_Fi:
Sweet. |
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SamPer_Fi:
Hey, may I kiss you on your mouth? |
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ZoneZonyZoni:
Yes you may. |
