By B - 10-19-05
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bud_is_wiser: I'm still trying to figure it all out.
bud_is_wiser: BALCO founder Victor Conte gets months in prison and months on house arrest for money laundering and steroid distribution to athletes.
LicensetoPills: yup, they bust him up
bud_is_wiser: And your thoughts?
LicensetoPills: barry bonds think, "more like balco bartookamus," next
bud_is_wiser: Well then your trainer, Greg Anderson, gets months in prison and months on house arrest for money laundering and steroid distribution to athletes.
LicensetoPills: i bet mr. anderson wishes he'd taken the blue pill
bud_is_wiser: And your thoughts?
LicensetoPills: why oh why didn't i take the blue pill!!!!
bud_is_wiser: So the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Op who operates where you play and your personal trainer are both sent to prison for steroids, what did you get?
LicensetoPills: a samminch
bud_is_wiser: Do you need mustard for that?
LicensetoPills: yes of course