Torreumon: Well, here we are now, too. We lost the series to the Angels and we're out of the playoffs. What did we do wrong? /picks nose
ILoveCashMan: it was your fault hisssssssss
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: They had dead people helping them be better than usual! I had to dive awesomely over a pile of corpses stacked ten feet high to field a ground ball!
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: which I totally caught, check out this scar on my index finger, I knocked over a baby and everything
homosexual_rod: I PLAY LIKE A DOG
Torreumon: Yeah, speaking of that, you made 25 million dollars a year, right?
homosexual_rod: I STAY GROUNDED AS THE AMOUNTS ROLL IN
Torreumon: You had a great season like you always do, but I'm starting to think that maybe your success has gone to your head.
homosexual_rod: DON BE FOOL BY THE ROCKS THAT I GOT
Ert_and_Bernie: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ROCKS
Torreumon: Right, because you Digivolve into Curly from the Three Stooges whenever the playoffs are on the line.
Ert_and_Bernie: Like when you tried to smack the ball out of peoples' hands in the ALCS last year.
big_uNYt: Or when we were in Seattle and had one of the best lineups in baseball and you heroically led us to playoff defeat against BALTIMORE.
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Or this year when Bartolo Colon threw a curve ball and you fell down in the batters box and started running in circles on the ground
homosexual_rod: THERE EES A CODE OF HONOR WHEN THEENGS ARE ON THE LINE
homosexual_rod: THEREFRE EET WAS YOUR FAULT, TORRE. ¡LE CORTARE, MUCHACHO BLANCO!
ILoveCashMan: Yesss, yesss, blame the manager, hee hee, yessss
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Hey-Rod, if you need some rocks I've got a whole hand full!! LOL
homosexual_rod: ARF ARF ARF, ARF ARF!!!!!
JeterJeterPumpkinEater: AAH A DOG HELP
Torreumon: For the love of Christ, will you homos knock it off? We'll make it back to the playoffs next year, and THEN A-Rod will lead us to victory.

homosexual_rod: SOITENLY