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OldLOL: Now
hold your horses, I want to run this calculation through the old (lol)
TI-81. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
shut up |
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OldLOL: You pitched two innings
in game four and gave up three essentially game-losing runs, including
two home runs, correct? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
shut up |
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OldLOL: And in those two innings
you walked one batter, am I adding this up right? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
shut up |
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OldLOL: Let's see...I came in
as a closer on like, no days rest and pitched three shutout, game-winning
innings, am I reading the box score properly? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
shut up |
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OldLOL: And no Brave was walked,
but four were struck out by the old balloon-assed Rocket, does my
memory recall this accurately? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
shut up |
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OldLOL: So now let's add that
up. We figure three wins for the Astros, carry our moving to the National
League Championships, the remainder is... |
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OldLOL: Well you see, if you
look at this graph you'll see how King of the Mountain Kyle Farnsworth
is yet another in a string of Braves relief pitchers to totally blow
it. |
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Berkmans_World: He's got you
there, Head N-Word in Charge. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
shut up |
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Berkmans_World: Don't worry,
you still have your youth. Roger's already retired once, even if he
wins it all this year that doesn't mean you won't be able to do so
in the future. |
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Berkmans_World: And if called
upon to beat up tertiary Royals players I'm sure he wouldn't do nearly
as efficient a job as yourself. |
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OldLOL: Also, didn't your team
just completely die off like Spock did at the end of Wrath of Khan? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
shut up |
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OldLOL: Well you've got me there,
too. |