OldLOL: Now hold your horses, I want to run this calculation through the old (lol) TI-81.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up
OldLOL: You pitched two innings in game four and gave up three essentially game-losing runs, including two home runs, correct?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up
OldLOL: And in those two innings you walked one batter, am I adding this up right?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up
OldLOL: Let's see...I came in as a closer on like, no days rest and pitched three shutout, game-winning innings, am I reading the box score properly?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up
OldLOL: And no Brave was walked, but four were struck out by the old balloon-assed Rocket, does my memory recall this accurately?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up
OldLOL: So now let's add that up. We figure three wins for the Astros, carry our moving to the National League Championships, the remainder is...
OldLOL: Well you see, if you look at this graph you'll see how King of the Mountain Kyle Farnsworth is yet another in a string of Braves relief pitchers to totally blow it.
Berkmans_World: He's got you there, Head N-Word in Charge.
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up
Berkmans_World: Don't worry, you still have your youth. Roger's already retired once, even if he wins it all this year that doesn't mean you won't be able to do so in the future.
Berkmans_World: And if called upon to beat up tertiary Royals players I'm sure he wouldn't do nearly as efficient a job as yourself.
OldLOL: Also, didn't your team just completely die off like Spock did at the end of Wrath of Khan?
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut up
OldLOL: Well you've got me there, too.