pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hold your horse i want to run this calculation through the ol' TI-81 OldLOL: All right. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you pitched for five innings last night and gave up five runs, is this correct OldLOL: That's right. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: and you struck out two batsmen is my supposition correct OldLOL: Two strikeouts, yes. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: king of the mountain kyle farnsworth pitched for one inning and gave up a goose egg, is that factually accurate OldLOL: I was busy throwing Gatorade drums at minorities and small babies in the clubhouse, but yeah, that's what the box score says. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: and one of your fine pastro batsmen was called out on strikes thanks to the efforts of said head nigger in charge, confirm/deny OldLOL: confirm pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: all right doo doo doo carry the 1 divide by x squared, the square root of n, multiplied by math pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: if you look at my graph chart here you will see that this means i am totally better than you in all regards. jewish_smores: He's got you there, Roger. OldLOL: Oh come on, people call me the greatest pitcher of all time. One of these steps must be incorrect! jewish_smores: Well, let's see, there are still some areas where you're better than Kyle. You've got the experience advantage. And thanks to that experience your career numbers are all larger. jewish_smores: You always seem to be playing for whatever team is winning, so you've got the World Series championship edge. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: also can't your butt do that floatation device thing that data did in that one scene off of star trek insurrection? OldLOL: Sure. pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well you've got me there too