EVPeavyJapanevy: I don't care
who thinks we're the underdog in this series, we won the season series
4-3 and with me on the mound we can't lose!
CarpenterCharisma: o rly
EVPeavyJapanevy:
Why not? We're the San Diego Padres! We are WITHOUT DIEGO!
CarpenterCharisma: i was just
looking over ur lineup and i saw you have joe randa, i guess i was
mistaken
CarpenterCharisma: what the hell,
we have albert poohole, he will hit a ball through our moon and you
will have to suffocate in the vacuum of space to retrieve the ball
and continue the inning
EVPeavyJapanevy:
So what, offense doesn't win games by itself.
CarpenterCharisma: oic well larry
walker has taken a blood oath to prevent the destruction of bush [sic]
stadium by catching every single ball hit into the outfield as to
continue our season
CarpenterCharisma: he built this
rocket power golf cart you should see it
CarpenterCharisma: an mark mulder
learnt how to throw a super fireball pitch like super mareeo which
burns up hitters on contacts only a great bat of ice hopes to stop
him
CarpenterCharisma: it would be
a cardinal "sin" to think you could beat us
EVPeavyJapanevy:
Well, I've got a strong case for our team, too!
CarpenterCharisma: less hear it
EVPeavyJapanevy:
It's our secret game plan! I've worked out an elaborate code with
our catchers. Our signs are unreadable.
EVPeavyJapanevy:
With that incredible bond of trust and our inexhaustable knowledge
of the Cardinals and baseball stratagems we will deal "with the"
cards.
EVPeavyJapanevy:
Miguel, come quick, let's show the Cardinals we mean business!
popeye_loves_olivo: okay boss
let me get this turkey offa my head
EVPeavyJapanevy:
Ah crap
CarpenterCharisma: more like the
san diego padgays
