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BakersDozen:
All right Mark, just sign here and here and here and we'll have you all set
up for next year. |
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MarkPrevious:
okay let me just si |
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**Online Host**
MarkPrevious' pen has broken in half. |
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BakersDozen:
That's odd. Heh, must be that crazy goat! Let me get your
another pen.
Here you go. |
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MarkPrevious:
Thanks, Coach, I don't know what happened there. Let's see here... |
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**Online Host**
MakPrevious' pen has torn a big hole in the contract. |
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MarkPrevious:
Oh, God, I'm sorry! |
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BakersDozen:
No, no, don't be, this kind of thing happens all the time. Let me
find you a duplicate copy. Here, you can write on my copy. |
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MarkPrevious:
What's the difference? |
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BakersDozen:
My copy has to sit here in Chicago for the next 312 days. |
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MarkPrevious:
/write write write |
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**Online Host**
MarkPrevious' arm has snapped in half at the elbow. |
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MarkPrevious:
OWWWWCCHHH |
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BakersDozen:
*sigh* |
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BakersDozen:
Kerry, come here and sign Mark's name on these lines please. |
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lumberjacks_kerrywood: Sure thing boss, just let me... |
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**Online Host**
lumberjacks_kerrywood has tripped over an ottoman while walking into the room and has
fallen onto a bed of nails. |
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lumberjacks_kerrywood: AAAH GOD THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
OWWWCCHHHHIESSSSS |
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BakersDozen:
you know what, just fucking forget it |
