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| MichaelTehader: Manny, you've been in the big leagues for 10 years and you've spent the last 5 with the same team, right? That makes you a 10-5 player! | |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: 10 4 good buddy |
| MichaelTehader: You know what this means? It means you can veto ANY TRADE. DOOD. | |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: manny impeding manny |
| MichaelTehader: That means if we work together we can make our own trade! Boston needs a shortstop, Baltimore needs a proven power hitter! | |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: miggy for manny two gray player |
| MichaelTehader: no no no no nononononono, that would be too easy. Here is what I propose: | |
| MichaelTehader: EIGHT WAY TRADE~! | |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: expoun |
| MichaelTehader: Baltimore sends Miguel Tejada and, I don't know, Luis Matos to the Mets. | |
| MichaelTehader: The Mets send Carlos Beltran and two minor leaguers to the Pirates. | |
| MichaelTehader: The Pirates send a sandwich to Florida. Florida eats the sandwich and sends whatever they don't finish to the Giants. | |
| MichaelTehader: The Giants send any old used books they have to their local Goodwill, who then donates several old pairs of mens slacks and a player to be named later to Boston. | |
| MichaelTehader: Boston sends Manny | |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: being manny |
| MichaelTehader: to the Yankees because trading star players to other teams in your division makes total sense. | |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: manny can meet kyle farmsworthy |
| MichaelTehader: The Yankees send a dixie cup full of nothing to the Orioles. | |
| MichaelTehader: I tried to work in an arms deal to the Dominican Republic but I didn't want to look suspicious. | |
| MichaelTehader: So what do you think? Should I trade myself away? | |
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MannyTheTorpedoes: launch all mig for great justice |
