By B - 1-2-06
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FERNANDOMANIA:   So why aren't you letting Cuba be in the World Baseball Classic?
PoliticalSatire:   ya see venezuela, america is engaged in a war on errors.  and if you aren't with us, you're against us.
FERNANDOMANIA:   That's how baseball games work, yeah.
FERNANDOMANIA:   I think you should reconsider, though.  I understand your trade embargo and the whole missile thing, but America hasn't look very good to the rest of the world lately.
FERNANDOMANIA:   Don't you think it would be nice if baseball could bring people together instead of keeping them apart?
PoliticalSatire:   i'm a uniter, not a divider.
PoliticalSatire:   hey uh, heh heh, you uh you remember that band "abbah?"
FERNANDOMANIA:   Yes.
PoliticalSatire:   heh heh yer name sounds like that abbah song!  uniter divider et al
FERNANDOMANIA:   What if I host some of the games at my house?  I've got a big backyard.  We could have the finals in Canada.
FERNANDOMANIA:   Nobody's got anything against Canada, do they?
PoliticalSatire:   strategery
FERNANDOMANIA:   What?
PoliticalSatire:   hey wanna see a pitcher of a turkey snippin at my weiner
FERNANDOMANIA:   ...