By B - 1-20-05
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Clemente:  Let me show you something... come on...  
Joel:  I think I heard a crack.
Clemente:  It's not gonna crack, or break, or... it's so thick!... Show me which constellations you know.
Joel:  Um... oh... I don't... know any.
Clemente:  Show me which ones you know!
Joel:  Okay... okay... Oh!  There's Willie Stargell!
Clemente:  Where?
Joel:  Right there, see?  Sort of a pillbox hat with yellow pinstripes and a big P.  Willie Stargell, at first base.
Clemente:  You're full of shit, right?
Joel:  Nope, Willie Stargell, right there, pill box hat and a P.
Clemente:  Shut the fuck up!
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