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BallparkFrank:
I'm interested in hearing the front office's ideas on making us a better
ball club. |
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InJapan_Bowden: Firstly I think we should focus our
energies on creating a sense of family in the clubhouse. This will increase team
loyalty and boost morale. |
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BallparkFrank:
That's a sound idea, I won't stare menacingly at that. |
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InJapan_Bowden:
Secondly, pitching wins ballgames. If we can collect a strong starter
and bolster our bullpen we can up our wins and compete for the division title. |
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BallparkFrank:
Makes perfect sense! |
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InJapan_Bowden:
I've saved the most important point for last, and I need your undivided
attention here: |
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InJapan_Bowden:
We need to sign Schneider to a multi-year deal. |
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BallparkFrank:
WHAT? Schneider?? |
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InJapan_Bowden:
Yes, Schneider. He's one of our most consistant personalities, always
coming up with a stinging retort to Bonnie Franklins qualms. |
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BallparkFrank:
But his career average is under .260! |
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Schneider:
Frank, before I can fix the pipes, I gotta be able to laaaaay the
pipe, if you know what I'm sayin!!!! |
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BallparkFrank:
SCHNEIDER!!!! |
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InJapan_Bowden:
This is it. This is it, this is the team, the one you get. So
go and have a ball! |