By B - 1-17-06
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BallparkFrank:   I'm interested in hearing the front office's ideas on making us a better ball club.
InJapan_Bowden:   Firstly I think we should focus our energies on creating a sense of family in the clubhouse.  This will increase team loyalty and boost morale.
BallparkFrank:   That's a sound idea, I won't stare menacingly at that. 
InJapan_Bowden:   Secondly, pitching wins ballgames.  If we can collect a strong starter and bolster our bullpen we can up our wins and compete for the division title.
BallparkFrank:   Makes perfect sense!
InJapan_Bowden:   I've saved the most important point for last, and I need your undivided attention here:
InJapan_Bowden:   We need to sign Schneider to a multi-year deal.
BallparkFrank:   WHAT?  Schneider?? 
InJapan_Bowden:   Yes, Schneider.  He's one of our most consistant personalities, always coming up with a stinging retort to Bonnie Franklins qualms.
BallparkFrank:   But his career average is under .260!
Schneider:   Frank, before I can fix the pipes, I gotta be able to laaaaay the pipe, if you know what I'm sayin!!!!
BallparkFrank:   SCHNEIDER!!!!
InJapan_Bowden:   This is it.  This is it, this is the team, the one you get.  So go and have a ball!