By B - 1-11-05
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WorldWideWebslinger: You wanted to see me, Mr. Jameson?
JJonahJameson: PARKER!  I WANT PICTURES OF RANDY JOHNSON FOR THE FRONT PAGE!  DO IT OR YOU'RE FIRED!
  Online Host:  *later that day*
big_uNYt: Don't get in my face!  No cameras!  I don't care who you are! 
WorldWideWebslinger:  I was just taking a picture!
big_uNYt: Don't talk back to me!  Get out of my face, or you'll see what I'm like!
WorldWideWebslinger:  With great power pitching comes great responsibility.
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