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MoyerBodyGirl: and then they do a Ken Burns parody talking about my great accomplishments, and how I started in the 1920s, which is exaggerated and hilarious |
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MoyerBodyGirl: because I started pitching in the 1960s |
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Elijah_Price: Mariners commercials are awesome. Mine showed me doing everything, playing every position in the field, and selling hot dogs. |
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Elijah_Price: Then there was the year I ran for President. |
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FelixNavidad: our commercial are great this year too, my commercial have shown rene rivera and a home plate umpire wearing welding mask to protect from my fast ball |
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FelixNavidad: for i do not want to set rivera on fire, for fear of doing trade to cleveland |
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Betanbreakfast: You nee' to believe me! I would bet in court that my commercial is the funniest! |
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Betanbreakfast: Jose Lopez and I portray the "Double Play Twins," who do EVERYTHING together! Play games, brush teeth, practice accordian, and ride a tandem bike together while wearing Hawaiian shirts. |
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your_words_beltre_you: my commercial is about me looking at jose lopez and yuniesky betancourt like they are a couple of god damned retards |
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GoldenRacio: Wait a minute, does every Mariner who has ever played get a commercial? I don't have a commercial! |
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GoldenRacio: Why does Jamie Moyer get commercials? I don't even remember Jamie Moyer! Did you know how he was when he played here? |
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Sexybaek: I knew him, Horacio. |
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GoldenRacio: Hmph! Do you have a commercial? |
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Sexybaek: Yeah, but it's just me singing into a megaphone while Timbaland loops Atari noises in the background. |
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GoldenRacio: What about you, Mike? You got a commercial? |
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Bromar: I've had four. One about my sprained wrist in 2004, one about my knee injury in 2005, one about my calf strain in 2006, and one this year about how my shins will collapse mid-May and I will have to run the remaining bases in hilarious desperation with my new knee-feet. |
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GoldenRacio: dammit! |
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| Bromar: Even the Mariner Moose has a commercial, duder. | |
| Betanbreakfast: about the days before we raped his habitat, forced him into baseball pants, and made him walk upright for the amusement of the fans | |
| FelixNavidad: he am wrecking with a tricycle | |
GoldenRacio: I need to think of my own commercial. What if I pose as a caveman in modern times who acts like a normal man and is upset with how people are prejudiced against cavemen! |
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Bromar: what, that wouldn't make any sense |
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| MoyerBodyGirl: yeah, if you are in modern times and act like modern man and have a cell phone and a house and shit, you really aren't much of a caveman in the first place | |
| Elijah_Price: right, you're just a hairy-faced man | |
| Bromar: and if you WERE a caveman you would live in a cave and grunt, and carry-rape women with a club to the hair | |
| MoyerBodyGirl: and you'd be overly concerned with fire. Come on, think this through. Jesus. | |
| GoldenRacio: How does that make any less sense than someone wearing a welder's mask to catch Felix Hernandez? | |
| FelixNavidad: not wanting of set them on fire!!!! | |
Betanbreakfast: yes that makes perfect sense I don't see what your problem is |
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| GoldenRacio: grrr! I just want some great commercials to make me locally popular! Is that too much to ask? | |
GoldenRacio: What's a guy got to do to be the next Jay Buhner around here? |
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Elijah_Price: Bald, then fall off the face of the Earth. |
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| AngloSexson: Big Richieeeeee | |
| MoyerBodyGirl: lololol |